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Top 10 movie characters that i blame for my high expectations of men | 10. Patrick Verona (10 Things I Hate About You)

Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl. But I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her. 

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

vega-ofthe-lyre:

“Excuse me, have you seen The Feminine Mystique? I’ve lost my copy.”
“What are you doing here?”
“I heard there was a poetry reading.”
“You’re so…
“Charming? Wholesome.”
“Unwelcome.”
“You’re not as mean as you think you are, you know that?”
“And you’re not as badass as you think you are.”
“Ooo, someone still has their panties in a twist.”
“Don’t for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.”
“Then what did I have an effect on?”
“Other than my upchuck reflex? Nothing.”

10 Things I Hate About You (1999).

vega-ofthe-lyre:

You’re just too good to be true
Can’t take my eyes off of you
You’d be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I’m alive
You’re just too good to be true
Can’t take my eyes off of you
I love you, baby
And if it’s quite alright
I need you, baby
To warm a lonely night
I love you, baby
Trust in me when I say
Oh, pretty baby
Don’t bring me down, I pray
Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay
And let me love you, baby
Let me love you…

10 Things I Hate About You (1999).

vega-ofthe-lyre:

“You messed with the wrong guy. Now, you’re gonna pay. You and that little bitch.”
“All right, that’s enough, okay, you’ve crossed the line!”
[Joey knocks Cameron out]
“Oh, come on, get up, you little punk!”
[Bianca taps Joey on the shoulder and then punches him in the face]
“Shit, Bianca, I’m shooting a nosespray ad tomorrow!”
“That’s for making my date bleed… [she punches him again] …that’s for my sister… [she knees him in the balls] …and that’s for me. [She pushes him over, then picks Cameron up] …Are you okay?”
“Never been better.”

10 Things I Hate About You (1999).

vega-ofthe-lyre:

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair;
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
and the way you read my mind;
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it…
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie;
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
And the fact that you didn’t call;
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.

10 Things I Hate About You (1999).